Showing posts with label treatment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label treatment. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Senior Citizen

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The second sees his family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another month and finally has his surgery scheduled for a year from then.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The first is Golden Retriever.
The second is a "Senior Citizen".